Chanson 1

Phones are allowed here but not recommended at all.

Welcome on my little website !
No, no, no ! Don't worry, you can keep your shoes on !
Hope it will be a nice place for you to heal and relax and enjoy the moment !
I think it shouldn't take up too much space on your internet and if this is the case you can store it in a small corner I would be very sad wouldn't take it badly.
I'm French so excuse me if I make any mistake, my html and css are as bad as my english but I think that it is very funny.

Those two seem very sad ! :/
Maybe you should ask them why they are so unhappy and where they are going like this.